14 May When I get frustrated, I write poetry…
The Boarders in My Basement
by Sarah
I have a major problem
That I’d like for you to hear
I have boarders in my basement
And the time is drawing near…
…For me to finally kick them out
They’re not paying the rent
They chew and crawl and have a ball
And leave an awful scent
There are pill bugs, spiders, beetles,
Creepy, crawly centipedes
You insects, listen caref’lly
To my warning take great heed
“I will smash you, stomp you, spray you
With my slipper, shoe, or glove
If you feel a shadow o’er you
I’M the monster up above”
They can’t scare me any longer
I won’t scream or shout or flee
I’m just calmly taking over
What rightly belongs to me
I’ll just sit back and get comfy
In my cozy easy chair
How I love the peace and quiet
AH! A BUG IS IN MY
Ruby and Avery Plank plus Asa Plank make 3.
Posted at 17:21h, 25 Februaryhears another one:
Snifel snifle
wifle wifle
daddy wont give me a nickle.
Ruby and Avery Plank plus Asa Plank make 3.
Posted at 17:02h, 25 FebruaryFunny pome!! I love to write pomes. hears on of them:
a young girl screamed
an owl heard the scream
a fox was seen trying to get her
and in a flash the owl dashed and knoked
that fox into a mash. the owl saved the girl who crved a berry so the went to get her a cherry.
it’s not very good but i like to ryme stuff…even if it don’t make sense.
The Redheads
Posted at 19:39h, 25 FebruaryMrs. Steele loves to write poetry too. Everyone starts somewhere. Don’t ever stop.
Ruby and Avery Plank plus Asa Plank make 3.
Posted at 18:44h, 26 FebruarySorry for the little miss-haps in my pome!
Stephanie
Posted at 12:14h, 18 MayI must say that I love this poem. Hilarious. Best of luck taking your apartment back.