Archive for May, 2009

We’ll miss you, Papa.

"Amish Dick"

My Grandpa’s Stories
by Sarah “Sassapoo” Steele

Some people knew my grandpa
For his kindly handiness
Or his laughter or his smile
Or extreme adventure sense.

But the thing that’s blaring loudly
In my mem’ry of my Pops
Is the storytelling sessions
We would get that none could top.

There’s that one about the time
When Injuns gave him quite the chase.
He says he ran so swiftly
On top of water he could race!

Or how about the time
When the piranhas ate his feet?
He never even needed crutches;
Now isn’t that just neat?!

He says he was a hobo
Walking ‘long the railroad tracks.
He only could eat road kill.
I swear! Those were his facts!

You’d think to tell great stories
A grandpa you must be.
But really it’s the heart inside
That crafts it skillfully.

You know those stories Papa told
Were really super great.
But the greatest ones are yet to come
Since he’s crossed the pearly gates.

We love you, Papa!


When I get frustrated, I write poetry…

The Boarders in My Basement

by Sarah

I have a major problem
That I’d like for you to hear
I have boarders in my basement
And the time is drawing near…

…For me to finally kick them out
They’re not paying the rent
They chew and crawl and have a ball
And leave an awful scent

There are pill bugs, spiders, beetles,
Creepy, crawly centipedes
You insects, listen caref’lly
To my warning take great heed

“I will smash you, stomp you, spray you
With my slipper, shoe, or glove
If you feel a shadow o’er you
I’M the monster up above”

They can’t scare me any longer
I won’t scream or shout or flee
I’m just calmly taking over
What rightly belongs to me

I’ll just sit back and get comfy
In my cozy easy chair
How I love the peace and quiet

AH! A BUG IS IN MY

HAIR!!!